Utter Momsense

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‘Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?’

‘You’re going out?’

‘Yes.’

‘With whom?’

‘With a friend.’

‘I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.’

‘I didn’t leave him. He left me!’

‘You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybody and nobody.’

‘I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?’

‘I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.’

‘There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.’

‘What are you hinting at?’

‘Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.’

‘You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?’

‘My EX husband. I don’t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!’

‘So you’re going to sleep over at this loser’s place?’

‘He’s not a loser.’

‘A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.’

‘I don’t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?’

‘Poor children with such a mother.’

‘Such as what?’

‘With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.’

‘ENOUGH !!’

‘Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!’

‘Now you’re worried about the loser?’

‘Ah, so you see he’s a loser. I spotted him immediately.’

‘Goodbye, mother.’

‘Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you bringing them over?’

‘I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!’

‘If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?’

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Madventure

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The cruise ship docked at a Mexican port during a very high tide.

Everyone on board was forced to use the ship’s narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.

The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70s appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn’t room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone’s relief.

As she stepped down, she turned, looked back to the top of the gangplank and shouted,

“It’s okay; you can come down now, Mother.”

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Utter Momsense

John gave his Mom a driver’s manual for her to read and be ready when it came time to get her driver’s permit.

“Oh,” she said, “I already know everything in the book.”

“You do?”

“Yep”, she said, very smugly.

“OK, we’ll just see about that.”

So John asked her:

“How many feet does it take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour and have to slam on the brakes real hard?”

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“One,” she replied.

“What? One?!”

She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look on John’s face, she added. . .

“Only one, John. You always told me never to use my left foot on the brakes, only use my right one.”

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Asking Questions

Is an important learning behavior for a child.

A Child Learns By Asking Questions

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