Chuckles
May 18, 2019 2 Comments
From Shanti Ravichandran’s collection of wit and wisdom:
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Super-Moms Are Like…
July 27, 2018 2 Comments
This baby elephant is no chicken!! Didn’t wish to cross the road and confound humanity forever with why. But…
By Jordan Barnes For Mailonline
The funny collection of images were snapped by 57-year-old security officer Antonio da Cruz.
On a trip to South Africa’s Kruger Park he came across a small herd of elephants blocking the road.
‘We waited but after a few minutes of roadside grazing the females and other elephants moved into the roadside bush,’ he explained.
‘This little guy had been standing in the middle of the road and was determined to stay put.’
Ouch: The little elephant fell over head first before plonking himself on the road in a defiant show of resistance to authority
Go on without me: Photographer Antonio da Cruz said the adorable animal looked set to wait it out on the road as its mother ventured forth
Strop: Throwing his trunk into the air, the elephant gazed at its mother in the hope of getting her to stop walking
Antonio said when the mother moved into the bush the needy elephant ‘toppled forward onto his head’ before plonking onto the road in a defiant show of resistance to authority.
‘After flaying his legs, head and tail a few times he looked over at his mom and she then called his bluff by moving further away into the bush.
‘He quickly got up, gave us a stare and then chased after her!’
Okay, I’m up: Failing to fool the female elephant, the bothersome baby eventually gave up and got back to its feet.
Here’s a short clip shot on the ‘drama’:
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Source: Thanks to Deepak Punjabi
Utter Momsense
March 31, 2017 6 Comments
‘Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?’
‘You’re going out?’
‘Yes.’
‘With whom?’
‘With a friend.’
‘I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.’
‘I didn’t leave him. He left me!’
‘You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybody and nobody.’
‘I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?’
‘I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.’
‘There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.’
‘What are you hinting at?’
‘Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.’
‘You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?’
‘My EX husband. I don’t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!’
‘So you’re going to sleep over at this loser’s place?’
‘He’s not a loser.’
‘A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.’
‘I don’t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?’
‘Poor children with such a mother.’
‘Such as what?’
‘With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.’
‘ENOUGH !!’
‘Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!’
‘Now you’re worried about the loser?’
‘Ah, so you see he’s a loser. I spotted him immediately.’
‘Goodbye, mother.’
‘Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you bringing them over?’
‘I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!’
‘If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?’
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Source: Image from Kanigas
Madventure
September 18, 2015 2 Comments
The cruise ship docked at a Mexican port during a very high tide.
Everyone on board was forced to use the ship’s narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.
The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70s appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn’t room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone’s relief.
As she stepped down, she turned, looked back to the top of the gangplank and shouted,
“It’s okay; you can come down now, Mother.”
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Source: raykiwsp.wordpress.com/ and the image from europeforvisitors.com/
Utter Momsense
February 11, 2015 3 Comments
John gave his Mom a driver’s manual for her to read and be ready when it came time to get her driver’s permit.
“Oh,” she said, “I already know everything in the book.”
“You do?”
“Yep”, she said, very smugly.
“OK, we’ll just see about that.”
So John asked her:
“How many feet does it take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour and have to slam on the brakes real hard?”
“One,” she replied.
“What? One?!”
She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look on John’s face, she added. . .
“Only one, John. You always told me never to use my left foot on the brakes, only use my right one.”
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Credits: Arcamax.com and openclipart.org
Asking Questions
January 27, 2015 2 Comments
Is an important learning behavior for a child.
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Credits: funonthenet.in
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