That’s What The Law Says – Any Problems?

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Jesus, He Has Done It Again

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You Guessed It Right…

Santa is just back from a course on ‘Think Different’:

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Stay Away If You’re Squeamish

Picture leaked of a new form of torture where they hit you so hard on your head that it goes straight into the neck:

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Well, before you do whatever when you’re horror struck, you should know we in this blog are not into anything gory, gruesome…even if there’s no blood.

This man has found something interesting on the ceiling. Unlike the economy, he’s looking up.

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Source: uber.com

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes It Pays To Have Clouded Vision!

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This man was patiently waiting at the reception of a Beauty Parlor, his eyes averting the beautiful ladies swishing by.

There was this dame who slowly walked up to him and squeezed his shoulders and said seductively:

‘Come on, let’s go and have some fun.’

The man broke into copious sweat and managed to tell her:

‘I’m a married man, lady. Am here with my wife. Please go away.’

The man almost had a nervous breakdown when she pecked him on his cheeks and cooed into his ears:

‘Stupid, wipe your glasses, it’s me.’

 

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Source: santabanta.com

 

Move Over, Lourdes, Olympics Is Here!

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In That Case…I’ll Renew The Membership At The Gym

Just For Me

Well, I mean it.

All along, those glistening bodies on the treadmill racing against some imaginary sports car, inhuman grunts followed by thumps of weights victoriously dropped to the floor, vicious kicking of punching bags, biceps thicker than my thighs…enough to make a mouse of me.

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