Chuckles

Thanks to Usha Narayanan:

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In Delhi, people don’t know Which Car to take out today.

In Dubai, people don’t know Which Wife to take out today.

In Vegas, they don’t know Whose Wife to take out today.

Different Countries, Different Problems!!😜

Best is…In Bangalore, People don’t know Which Road to take to reach office today..😄

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During Annual Health Checkup in a Company, two employees were found to have normal blood pressure and normal blood sugar.

Both were terminated for not putting in their full efforts.

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Husband:  Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?

Wife: A giraffe!

Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible.

Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I’ll accept it as a good gift.

So next day…… 👇

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(caution: gross)

Boss : Muthuswamy, for 30 years you have been bringing me coffee, filled to the brim, without even spilling a drop. How do you manage that over these stairs?

Muthu: Sir, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. When I get upstairs, I put it back!

Yikes!

Muthu’s Farewell Party is tomorrow…….😁

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Finally, watch this clip – don’t miss this one:

1. Duck from Germany
2. Cat from Korea
3. Saroja from India

If the clip does not appear above, watch it here.

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PS: There are reports on the net saying the German clip is doctored.

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A Never-Before Amazing Feat In Cricket…

vide: Usha Narayanan

The protagonist claims he would hit two sixes in one ball!

What, in one ball???

Yes, two sixes in one ball bowled at him.

A challenge to test all of Rajinikant’s mettle, his die-hard fans helplessly, tearfully and abashedly concede.

And, man……he pulls it off!!

Like how?

Well, it’s all here – though, strictly speaking, not in one b…..saying anything more would be a give-away:

(subtitles not necessary)


Move over, Tollywood, it’s now the Gujju’s taking the pride of place!

If the clip does not appear above, watch it here.

Perfectly ingenious, I thought…at least I didn’t see it coming!

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Two Moods

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Life In Mumbai

Source: Usha Narayanan

Don’t I know it! Could well have been me.

(9.50 mins) in Marathi with subtitles in English

Sums it up quite well, doesn’t it?

By the way, you noticed, it wasn’t just him?

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If You Look Closely…

she’s me masquerading!

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Move Over, Sashi (Tharoor)!

You lost it – this guy is ahead by several lengths!

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Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall, Who’s The Cruelest Of Them All?

Source: gopalswamy

See here: Time Will Tell

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