How Did We Miss Seeing It Until…?

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Wishful Thinking

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Finally, The ‘Why’ Is Answered!!!

A question tormenting the human race for ages is finally laid to rest:

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vide Matthew Kroeger‎ to Non-political Beyond the Far Side group

No Kidding, They Said That??

A few non-troll responses elicited by the above post:

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Ry.. What is difference of normal bees and queen bee? 😅

Jh.. Queen Bees having a crown

Pa.. Normal bees are the peasants or the soldiers. The queen gives birth to all of them.
P.S. Oh and the crown as said before

Ry.. Okay, thanks guys. Even i can’t believe that queen bees using a crown 😅

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Ah.. How did they count them?

Za..

Ah.. Za.. Is that a bee counter?

Za.. Nope. That’s a money counter machine

Ah.. How is that supposed to count bees?

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Jo.. How did they count the bees?

Mu.. By beetometer bro

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Et.. ITS 6833 NOT 20000 BELIEVE ME I COUNTED IT HAHAHAH

Ryo.. no one believes you.

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Ha.. Would u show me an evidence that it’s certainly a 20k bees?

Ya.. Ha.. count it.

Ha.. I asked, you do.

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Va.. WTF 20.000? This should be 20,001 bees. They don’t count the queen bee? They will be jailed because the queen is not considered

An.. it’s not 20,001 because the queen wasn’t chasing the car, she was trapped in it

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Ro… What if they are 20,001? So it’s not a meme anymore? It’s a misinformation.

An.. Source??????

Ar… Queen is been kidnapped

Sa.. Al.. “Bee”ware of who you lock away in your car

Ja.. That’s loyalty and determination

Te.. If you know anything about bees, you would know that story isn’t true. Bees will make a new queen if the old one dies or disappears. That’s how splitting a hive works.

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When Treat Gets Tricky…

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Source: Sven HoffmannNon-political Beyond the Far Side group

Tharoorism’s

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More here:

What’s the difference between a normal politician and Shashi Tharoor?

np: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
ST: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

np: Twinkle, twinkle, little star…
ST: Scintillate, scintillate, aster minim.

np: All that glitters is not gold.
ST: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

np: Beggars are not choosers.
ST: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

np: Dead men tell no tales.
ST: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

np: Beginner’s luck.
ST: Neophyte’s serendipity.

np: Birds of a feather flock together.
ST: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

np: Beauty is only skin deep.
ST: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

np: Cleanliness is next to godliness.
ST: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

np: There’s no use crying over spilt milk.
ST: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

np: You can’t try to teach an old dog new tricks.
ST: It is fruitless to attempt to inculcate innovative maneuvers in a superannuated canine.

np: Look before you leap.
ST: Surveillance should precede saltation.

np: He who laughs last, laughs best.
ST: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation enjoys unsurpassed cachinnation.

np: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
ST: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

np: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
ST: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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Source: CockTale and Hindustan Times

Battling The Bulge

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Source: Shanthi Ravichandran, Pradeep Nair‎ to Best English Quotes & Sayings