Finally, The ‘Why’ Is Answered!!!

A question tormenting the human race for ages is finally laid to rest:

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vide Matthew Kroeger‎ to Non-political Beyond the Far Side group

No Kidding, They Said That??

A few non-troll responses elicited by the above post:

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Ry.. What is difference of normal bees and queen bee? 😅

Jh.. Queen Bees having a crown

Pa.. Normal bees are the peasants or the soldiers. The queen gives birth to all of them.
P.S. Oh and the crown as said before

Ry.. Okay, thanks guys. Even i can’t believe that queen bees using a crown 😅

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Ah.. How did they count them?

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Ah.. Za.. Is that a bee counter?

Za.. Nope. That’s a money counter machine

Ah.. How is that supposed to count bees?

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Jo.. How did they count the bees?

Mu.. By beetometer bro

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Et.. ITS 6833 NOT 20000 BELIEVE ME I COUNTED IT HAHAHAH

Ryo.. no one believes you.

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Ha.. Would u show me an evidence that it’s certainly a 20k bees?

Ya.. Ha.. count it.

Ha.. I asked, you do.

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Va.. WTF 20.000? This should be 20,001 bees. They don’t count the queen bee? They will be jailed because the queen is not considered

An.. it’s not 20,001 because the queen wasn’t chasing the car, she was trapped in it

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Ro… What if they are 20,001? So it’s not a meme anymore? It’s a misinformation.

An.. Source??????

Ar… Queen is been kidnapped

Sa.. Al.. “Bee”ware of who you lock away in your car

Ja.. That’s loyalty and determination

Te.. If you know anything about bees, you would know that story isn’t true. Bees will make a new queen if the old one dies or disappears. That’s how splitting a hive works.

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When Treat Gets Tricky…

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Source: Sven HoffmannNon-political Beyond the Far Side group

Tharoorism’s

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More here:

What’s the difference between a normal politician and Shashi Tharoor?

np: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
ST: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

np: Twinkle, twinkle, little star…
ST: Scintillate, scintillate, aster minim.

np: All that glitters is not gold.
ST: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

np: Beggars are not choosers.
ST: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

np: Dead men tell no tales.
ST: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

np: Beginner’s luck.
ST: Neophyte’s serendipity.

np: Birds of a feather flock together.
ST: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

np: Beauty is only skin deep.
ST: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

np: Cleanliness is next to godliness.
ST: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

np: There’s no use crying over spilt milk.
ST: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

np: You can’t try to teach an old dog new tricks.
ST: It is fruitless to attempt to inculcate innovative maneuvers in a superannuated canine.

np: Look before you leap.
ST: Surveillance should precede saltation.

np: He who laughs last, laughs best.
ST: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation enjoys unsurpassed cachinnation.

np: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
ST: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

np: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
ST: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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Source: CockTale and Hindustan Times

Battling The Bulge

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Source: Shanthi Ravichandran, Pradeep Nair‎ to Best English Quotes & Sayings

Doctor Is In

Laughs could be found at most unlikely places, even at the Doctor’s…like his bill, of course they’re usually at your expense.

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Sources:Gautham IyengarFriends For us, Perumal Pillai, Vicki Hagen ‎Non-political Beyond the Far Side group and Suresh MohanBest English Quotes & Sayings

Laugh It Off

A WhatsApp group decided to meet in person over a good lunch. All 15 met and had good food. The waiter gave the bill. All rushed to grab it. The manager saw this and appreciated their goodwill. Finally one of the 15 said, “The bill has to be paid, but everyone wants to pay for the others. So let’s organize a race. Let us all go round the hotel premises and whoever comes first to the counter will pay the bill.” The manager was amazed to see such a decent, generous group. He blew the whistle and all ran around the hotel.

It’s the third day today and no one has reached the counter yet. The manager says his hotel is not so big that it takes 3 days to go round it.

If anyone has any info on the group, please help the manager.

vide Usha Narayanan

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A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.

“Oh,” confided the collector with a smile, “we don’t send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective.”

vide HENNE

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Source: ajokeaday.com. Images from sporkful.com and financialexpress.com