Sometimes It Pays To Have Clouded Vision!

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This man was patiently waiting at the reception of a Beauty Parlor, his eyes averting the beautiful ladies swishing by.

There was this dame who slowly walked up to him and squeezed his shoulders and said seductively:

‘Come on, let’s go and have some fun.’

The man broke into copious sweat and managed to tell her:

‘I’m a married man, lady. Am here with my wife. Please go away.’

The man almost had a nervous breakdown when she pecked him on his cheeks and cooed into his ears:

‘Stupid, wipe your glasses, it’s me.’

 

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Source: santabanta.com

 

Coming Events Cast Their Shadows Long Before…

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Ye Marr’ed Men, Learn Your Lessons From Him

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One night at the dinner table, a sad wife bemoaned:

 “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don’t love me anymore.”

“Nonsense, darling,” comforted the husband, “you just cook better now.”

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Source:

MikeysFunnies.com and cookdays com

Here’s A Honest Man

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Credits: shoeboxblog.com

There’s A Sucker Dead Every Minute

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Credits: Again, fellowshipoftheminds.com

And Then The Fight Started

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Santa ran into an unusually heads-down Banta and asked him what was wrong.

“Well,” said Banta, “I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask, you know. And now I’m in deep trouble at home.”

“What kind of a question was that?” asked Santa.

“My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly.”

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“Come on, that’s an easyone you can’t go wrong,” said Santa. “You just say ‘Of course I will.'”

“Yeah,” said Banta, “That’s exactly what I did, only it came out as’I do…'”

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Credit: santabanta.com, openclipart (wakro) and gif (source unknown)

Confucius Says On Wrong And Right

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Credits: Painting by Anjali Mehta from Bhavnagar, Gujarat and the wisdom from Enjoy The Masti group.