Take Heart, If You Ever Feel Like…

going down a rathole and shutting the door behind you over something you said or did. It could be worse like…

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Source: Fun Mag

 

 

 

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Job Satisfaction!

It was a Monday morning.

Ravi entered his manager’s cabin with a paper in his hand.

Wishing to be left alone, the Manager looked up, offering little encouragement for a commencing conversation.

Ravi announced softly: ‘Sir, I am resigning,’ placing the paper unfolded on the table.

He could have said ‘there was no cream for the coffee-maker’ or even ‘the office printer had run out of ink’.

Manager: ‘What is it?’

Ravi repeated himself, raising his voice a wee bit: ‘Sir, I’m leaving.’

Words going home this time, Manager yelped like a puppy hurt in an encounter with an unyielding object: ‘What happened?’

Ravi stood his ground: ‘Nothing sudden, Sir, have been thinking for a while. Got a job in Bajaj Allianz!’

Manager let out a long breath: ‘I know you have talked to me sometime ago about a rise. I had meant to do something about it. Is that the issue? If it is, we can fix it – of course, within reasonable limits.’

Ravi disabused him of his reading of the situation: ‘No, Sir. Believe me, that’s not it – their offer is 25,000/-, no subsidized lunch…’

Manager: ‘Then, why in the world, would you even…you are taking home 35000/- here without counting the perks.’

Ravi: ‘Money is not everything, Sir!!! You agree?’

Manager, facing a question he had not resolved entirely to his satisfaction in his life: ‘Well…?’

Ravi: ‘It’s all about job satisfaction, Sir.’

Manager had not heard it in a long time: ‘Eh?’

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Well, the exchange didn’t end well…for the manager.

The poor man till date had not figured out why he lost Ravi – he put it down to the ‘sar-phira’ (inscrutably crazy) ways of youngsters of today.

Well, he wronged Ravi in his judgement. Ravi was a fine young man, sound of mind, perfectly rational in his choices. Little did the manager know Ravi had visited his friend at Bajaj Allianz on Saturday last when the latter was conducting a routine weekly review meeting in his office. And, seen this:

Bajaj

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Source: Adapted from Elango Velur Thiruturaipoondi Tiruvarur‎ in “சிரிக்க, சிந்திக்க”

 

 

Do You Know What Goes On When You’re Not Around?

This was captured on a home CCTV:

 

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Johnny’s Battle Of The Bulge

‘Johnny Johnny!’

‘Yes, Papa’

‘Telling truth?’

‘Yes, Papa’

‘Lose some weight?’

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Super-Moms Are Like…

This baby elephant is no chicken!! Didn’t wish to cross the road and confound humanity forever with why. But…

By Jordan Barnes For Mailonline

The funny collection of images were snapped by 57-year-old security officer Antonio da Cruz.

On a trip to South Africa’s Kruger Park he came across a small herd of elephants blocking the road.

‘We waited but after a few minutes of roadside grazing the females and other elephants moved into the roadside bush,’ he explained.

‘This little guy had been standing in the middle of the road and was determined to stay put.’

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Ouch: The little elephant fell over head first before plonking himself on the road in a defiant show of resistance to authority

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Go on without me: Photographer Antonio da Cruz said the adorable animal looked set to wait it out on the road as its mother ventured forth

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Strop: Throwing his trunk into the air, the elephant gazed at its mother in the hope of getting her to stop walking

Antonio said when the mother moved into the bush the needy elephant ‘toppled forward onto his head’ before plonking onto the road in a defiant show of resistance to authority.

‘After flaying his legs, head and tail a few times he looked over at his mom and she then called his bluff by moving further away into the bush.

‘He quickly got up, gave us a stare and then chased after her!’

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Okay, I’m up: Failing to fool the female elephant, the bothersome baby eventually gave up and got back to its feet.

Here’s a short clip shot on the ‘drama’:

 

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Source: Thanks to Deepak Punjabi

 

 

The Jungle Of Laws

Sankara N Nair

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Battling The Bulge

Raquel Pascual‎ to Best English Quotes & Sayings

 

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Source: Raquel Pascual‎ in Best English Quotes & Sayings