Utter Momsense

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‘Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?’

‘You’re going out?’

‘Yes.’

‘With whom?’

‘With a friend.’

‘I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.’

‘I didn’t leave him. He left me!’

‘You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybody and nobody.’

‘I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?’

‘I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.’

‘There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.’

‘What are you hinting at?’

‘Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.’

‘You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?’

‘My EX husband. I don’t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!’

‘So you’re going to sleep over at this loser’s place?’

‘He’s not a loser.’

‘A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.’

‘I don’t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?’

‘Poor children with such a mother.’

‘Such as what?’

‘With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.’

‘ENOUGH !!’

‘Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!’

‘Now you’re worried about the loser?’

‘Ah, so you see he’s a loser. I spotted him immediately.’

‘Goodbye, mother.’

‘Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you bringing them over?’

‘I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!’

‘If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?’

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Source: Image from Kanigas

Utter Momsense

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Source: Internet

 

Madventure

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The cruise ship docked at a Mexican port during a very high tide.

Everyone on board was forced to use the ship’s narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.

The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70s appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn’t room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone’s relief.

As she stepped down, she turned, looked back to the top of the gangplank and shouted,

“It’s okay; you can come down now, Mother.”

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Source: raykiwsp.wordpress.com/ and the image from europeforvisitors.com/

Utter Momsense

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Source: buzzfeed.com

The Difference Is…

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Credits: From the net

Don’t Mess With Your Mother

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Science Has An Explanation

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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.

She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time.

And she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?”

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A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”

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Credits: unijokes.com and openclipart (Gerald_G, dcatcherex, Jone)