February 11, 2015 3 Comments
John gave his Mom a driver’s manual for her to read and be ready when it came time to get her driver’s permit.
“Oh,” she said, “I already know everything in the book.”
“Yep”, she said, very smugly.
“OK, we’ll just see about that.”
So John asked her:
“How many feet does it take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour and have to slam on the brakes real hard?”
“One,” she replied.
She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look on John’s face, she added. . .
“Only one, John. You always told me never to use my left foot on the brakes, only use my right one.”
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