Wives And GF’s, Laugh It Off, Please…

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A passenger on a bus in Africa sent a photo saying how proud he was to ride in a bus driven by a woman for the 1st time ever. Five minutes later he posted another pic

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Source: Gopalswamy. CockTale (Srinivas Polu), Shanti Ravichandran (FB) and Rita ChowdhuryBest English Quotes & Sayings

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Wives And GF’s, Laugh It Off, Please…

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A woman stepped off a bus and realised she had left her purse on board. When she turned around, the bus was already long gone.

She called the bus company and was relieved to find out the bus driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, a man handed her two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of her purse.

“We’re required to inventory lost wallets and purses,” he explained. “You’ll find everything in there.”

As the woman began pilling the items back into her bag, the man continued, “I hope you don’t mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. And we’d like to see just how you do it.”

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Mark Gungor on Male and Female brains – Boxes and Brains (7.51 mins):

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Source: JuNaid BaJwaBest English Quotes & Sayings, santabanta.com

Wives And GF’s, Laugh It Off, Please…

Well, don’t want to push my luck too far:-)

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Source: Fatimah Abd Wahid‎ and Sheeba Azam in Best English Quotes & Sayings, All India Jokes , santabanta.com…

The Other Woman

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Wives And GF’s, Just Kidding:-)

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Vide Elango Velur Thiruturaipoondi Tiruvarur‎ to “சிரிக்க, சிந்திக்க”

The couple returned home late one evening, the husband lugging heavy shopping bags.   

At the gate, the sympathetic wife offered: ‘Give me the key…I’ll open the gate…you shine the light on the lock.’

The husband put the bags down and obliged.

Trying hard as she might, still the lock did not budge.

After a brief struggle the wife budged: ‘You open the gate…I’ll hold the light for you.’

The husband took the key, inserted in the lock and tried.

‘Click’ and the gate opened easily!

 Wife: ‘This is how to hold the light, get it?’

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Wife taking her driving lessons:

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Source: bollywoodshaadis.com and Dhrruv KumarBest English Quotes & Sayings

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Wives, Laugh It Off, Please…

Here’s a picture-puzzle for you.Sorry, no clues.

Wife Rat

 

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Source: internet