Do We Or…

Do We

 

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Source: DumpADay.com

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Making No Bones About The Break

bone bbc dot com

While leading a tour of kindergarten students through a hospital, a conversation overheard between one little girl and an x-ray technician:

“Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked.

“Yes,” the girl replied.

“Did it hurt?”

“No.”

“Really? Brave girl you’re. Which bone did you break?”

“My sister’s arm.”

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Source: funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com and image from bbc.com

What’s A Friend For?

ksspng com

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says“I’m taking the priest’s wife out for breakfast. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?”

The friend doesn’t like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he’s really up to.

Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest“My friend is out to a restaurant with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”

The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike’s shoulder and says…
“U BETTER HURRY HOME NOW …. MY WIFE DIED A YEAR AGO”

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Source: jyoti ranpura jyotiranpura@yahoo.com [funonthenet], kisspng.com

A Million Dollar Question

And the question is:

Which among these is two zero and two four?

(In Hindi numbers are usually referred to in singular)

And your choices are:

वो मेरे अपने जो बदल गये हैं

 

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Source: वो मेरे अपने जो बदल गये हैं

We Do It Differently Back Home!

Source: Onkar Shinde

It is done from the comfort of air-conditioned rooms. No guns, no blood and gore. We’re peace-loving chaps.

Obviously he is not informed about Mallaya et al.

 

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So You Think…mmm?

Albert Einstein & a Journey to Singularity The Elvi 4

 

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Source FB (Albert Einstein & a Journey to Singularity), The Elvi 4

So, What’s Your Ache, Mom?

Vide: Usha Narayanan

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