Things A Kid Said

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Battling The Bulge

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Would You Still Grudge Them Their Pay And Vacation?

if you knew about their job hazards?

Teacher_classroom Goa News

In a class on English grammar:

Teacher: ‘What’s the difference between “He cleans the plate” and “the plate is cleaned by him”?’

Student: ‘In first instance, ‘He’ is not married and in the second, ‘He’ is married.’

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Teacher: ‘’John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes.’ Now begin the sentence with ‘Mangoes’.’

Student: ‘Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.’

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Teacher: ‘What do you call mosquitoes in your language?’

Student: ‘We don’t call them, they come on their own.’

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टीचर: ‘जब मैं तुम्हारे जितना था तो मेरे मैथ में हमेशा 100 में से 100 नम्बर आते थे।’
छात्र: ‘आते होंगे सर, आपको कोई अच्छा टीचर पढ़ाता होगा।’

Teacher: ‘When I was at your age, I always scored 100 out of 100 in Maths.’

Student: ‘I believe you, Sir. You must have had a teacher so good…’

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Musings Of An Idle Philosopher

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Musings Of An Idle Philosopher

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Dev, Mahadev And Patidev

Wives, I’ll make it up another time:-)

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” He who drinks nectar (ambrosia) becomes a Dev (divine, immortal).

   He who drinks (deadliest) poison is Mahadev (Shiva of the Trinity).

   He who consumes the latter like it’s the former is known as Patidev (husband).

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