Doctor Is In

Laughs could be found at most unlikely places, even at the Doctor’s…like his bill, of course they’re usually at your expense.

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Sources:Gautham IyengarFriends For us, Perumal Pillai, Vicki Hagen ‎Non-political Beyond the Far Side group and Suresh MohanBest English Quotes & Sayings

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Laugh It Off

A WhatsApp group decided to meet in person over a good lunch. All 15 met and had good food. The waiter gave the bill. All rushed to grab it. The manager saw this and appreciated their goodwill. Finally one of the 15 said, “The bill has to be paid, but everyone wants to pay for the others. So let’s organize a race. Let us all go round the hotel premises and whoever comes first to the counter will pay the bill.” The manager was amazed to see such a decent, generous group. He blew the whistle and all ran around the hotel.

It’s the third day today and no one has reached the counter yet. The manager says his hotel is not so big that it takes 3 days to go round it.

If anyone has any info on the group, please help the manager.

vide Usha Narayanan

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A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.

“Oh,” confided the collector with a smile, “we don’t send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective.”

vide HENNE

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Source: ajokeaday.com. Images from sporkful.com and financialexpress.com

Musings Of An Idle Philosopher

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Source: The Washington Post and short-funny.com

Exams Are Like…

There are many memes on the subject – poor student sweating out in the examination hall.

These memes do get a fair share of responses when posted. It is interesting to look at these responses elicited by this one – they reveal the richness and diversity in thinking of the human mind – pls note, corporate honchos, if you think all the wisdom lies in one head. Of course most are flippant, hilarious, while a few seriously address the problem! Speculating on who in the world Jack is some go so far as to implicate poor Jill who knows nothing about the question on hand or even the beanstalk! Here is a very small sample across the spectrum:

###ברייטמן: Easy 34 stickers because he gave Dave 3

### Chaudhuri: Well according to nomenclature theory, Tani is a name given to women. But Jen gave the stickers to a man….and there is only one man present in this question, assuming that man is no one but Jack, Jack has 10 stickers……..😏

### Patra: Jack have 69 stickers…Prove me wrong 😂

### Kaur: 23 Stickers….becoz jack is the another name of Tani.

Suddenly the thought occured: What would I say?

Pause here for a moment and think about how would you answer.

Done? Here we go.

How about ‘Same as what Jack had before’? After all there are no transactions involving him. Simple, eh? Of course a dull/dry solution from who but an engineer trying hard to do better:-)

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Wives And GF’s, Laugh It Off, Please…

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Sources: Sarcasm, Marian Gomes in Live Laugh Love, and Be like Bro.

Name’s Bond, James Bond…

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Black Swan, move over, your position is taken:

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It doesn’t pay when…

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Source: Sarcasm

It’s A Bad Day When…

even non-sentient’s gang up against you:-(( It might well be a good idea to go back to your bed and get under the sheet.

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Source: Muayyad Antoun muayyad.antoun@gmail.com [funonthenet]