Chuckles For Monday…

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More Laughs Your Way

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Source: Dumpaday.com, uberhumor.com, etc.

Overheard…

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Battling The Bulge

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More here, here and here.

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Source: Shanthi Ravichandran, Pradeep Nair‎ to Best English Quotes & Sayings

He’s A Cat At (Emotionally) Connecting!

About This And That

Can teach Marketing/Advertising a trick or two!

From Jineesh Mathew:

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Two Women In Their Graves And The Cat That Did Not Wait To Cross

This short piece is in response to flash/drabble photo-challenge posed here by Morgan Bailey.

He locked up the doors. One can’t be too cautious in these matters.  The call he had received in the morning…

He hurriedly took the car out of the garage – he was already running late.

Just in case…the gun was loaded and in its place, he had checked.

It all happened quite unexpectedly just when he exited the driveway slowly, easing onto the street…the darned cat did make it safely to the other side by a whisker not coming under the wheels or hit splat.

His old lady would have ordered him to get going – auguries and omens were not for her. Steadying himself he drove on – he could ill-afford to miss the meeting from start.

Half way up the street he saw a parked car with all glasses rolled up. Now his usual alert self, he sped past the car with one hand on the gun. Nothing happened. Must be his jangled nerves playing up?

In this time, as the black piece of fur scurried away for the nearest bush, ‘sh#t,’ the hooded man cursed his luck, and abruptly dropped to the floorboard inside the parked car. To heck with…his mom was not once wrong over these ‘messages’. Was it simply not the day to pick or it was something more portentous?  Needed figuring out.

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Unalloyed Joy…

Never did this:-( Do they still do this?

 

Well, if kids will be kids, monkeys will be monkeys!

 

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Do You Know What Goes On When You’re Not Around?

This was captured on a home CCTV:

 

 

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I warn you…

See what it did to the cat:

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So, if you’re weak of heart, stay away from this clip. And don’t let it fall into wrong hands – you may be held for willfully abetting a crime: 

(3.13 mins)

 

I warned you…

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PS:   His cat watching horror film ‘Psycho’ was shot by Andrew Parrish.

Source: Via Usha Narayanan and Gul Advani in Facebook.

 

Whenever We Get To World Politics, Economy And Cat Food…

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