Jest The Stuff After Monday!
August 15, 2023 Leave a comment
Bored Meeting?
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Coming Events Cast Their Pastors Before…
One day Sven & Ollie, local pastors, were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said: “DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE”
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash…
Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say ‘Bridge Out’?”
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Coming Events Get The Police After…
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Miseries Come In A Bunch
I asked my father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone.
“I had just the worst day,” he replied. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer. So I yelled at the bartender, ‘Don’t you have any cold beer?!’ The bartender said, ‘Sorry, but we’ve been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'”
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Wake Up
Here’s a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it’s loud and you can’t turn it down.
I leave the number of the room next to me. It just rings very quietly, and you hear a guy yell, “Why are you calling me?”
Then I get up and take a shower. It’s great.
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Enter Here
A store owner was dismayed when a brand-new business much like his own opened up on his left and erected a huge sign which read, “BEST DEALS”.
He was shocked when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading, “LOWEST PRICES”.
Panic ensued until he had an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read, “MAIN ENTRANCE”.
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