Watch Out…Could Happen To You!

‘Doctor, please help my dad, his eyes have gotten like this over the past few months.’

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MD: ‘You must take him to a ophthalmologist.  He may need a scan. I know a good guy in Colaba with all the equipment…will give you a note. Do it asap before it gets worse.’

‘But, doctor, we live in Borivili and Colaba is land’s end on the other side…’

‘Look, if you’re serious about getting him treated…that’ll be 2000 rupees.’

In a few days, Uncle visiting from Thirupparaithurai: ‘Hey, whatever happened to him? He was perfectly normal when I saw him last.’

‘It’s a long story, Uncle – must have happened gradually that we didn’t notice it at all until one day…’

‘Has he been watching English movies on TV?’

‘How did you know? Lately, yes, a lots of them.’

‘Show him Hindi movies…this is what happens watching movies with subtitles.’

 

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Source: santabanta.com’

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Rule 1 + Rule 2 = Viola!

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Advanced Health Scare

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Source: Reader’s Digest

If You Are Sore With Your Lawyer…

this will cheer you up.

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A doctor can’t find a job in a hospital, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside:

‘Get treatment for $20 – If not cured get back $100’.

A lawyer is unable to resist the temptation to earn an easy 100 bucks, so he goes to the clinic.

Lawyer:  “I have lost my sense of taste”

Doctor:  “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Lawyer:  “Ugh…this is kerosene”

Doctor:  “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer:  “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Doctor:  “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Lawyer (annoyed):  “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Doctor: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer:  “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all ”

Doctor:  “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”

Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100”

Doctor:  “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”


Now start thinking…get ideas?

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Source: Vidya Dwaraknath and image from work.chron.com

It’s All Engineered

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Two friends – one was a Doctor and the other an Engineer – entered a confectionery store.

Upon seeing that the people in the store were busy, the Doctor stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, Doctor said to Engineer: “Man I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates
and no one saw me, you can’t beat that”

Engineer replied: “You wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing”

So they went to the counter And Engineer said to the Shopkeeper: “Do you wanna see magic?”

Shopkeeper replied: “Okay!”

Engineer said: “Give me one chocolate bar.”

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.

He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?”

Engineer replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find them.”

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Credits: funnyfunnyjokes.org and openclipart

It Dosn’t Pay To Mess With Your Doctor

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A young woman wasn’t feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.

“I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that.”

The woman went to the doctor’s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.

“I’m back!”

The doctor quickly examined her and said,

“Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit.”

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Credits: arcamax.com, openclipart (MoSelf_Doctor)