Chuckles For The Weekend
July 27, 2019 1 Comment
From A Joke A Day
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My Job As A Taxi Driver
Submitted by raza
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver…
It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
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I Just Bought A Pig
Submitted by Henne
Two friends were chatting. “I’ve just bought a pig!” said the first.
“But where will you keep it?” asked the second. “Your yard’s much too small for a pig!”
“I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied the first.
“But what about the smell?”
“He’ll soon get used to that.”
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Trying To Catch Up
Submitted by mcdanijt
Cop: You know how fast you were going?
Guy: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.
Cop: What traffic? The road is empty.
Guy: Yea, that’s how far behind I am.
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The Viola Student
Submitted by D-Gellybean
The conductor turned to the viola student and said, “You should have taken up the viola earlier.”
“Why?” asked the student. “Do you think the practice would have made me really good?”
“No,” said the conductor. “But you might have given up by now.”
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