Bet You Didn’t See It Coming!
February 1, 2021 3 Comments
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‘I once worked as a salesman and was very independent…
…took orders from no one.’
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‘Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes…
…it means you laugh at his.’
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‘It’s not too difficult to have the world beat a path to your door…
…get into your bathroom!’
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“It’s wonderful, I’m making new friends every day!”
…from Erwin, 78, Alzheimer patient
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Husband looks at his wife in surprise, “Wow darling, you look all different and nice today! Is that a new hairdo?”
The wife hisses from behind him, “I’m over here, Arnold!”
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I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, “One day, this could be you.”
I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he’s right.
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‘Before starting to stand-up comedy I used to think I’ll die of hunger…
…now, I’m quite sure about it.’
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‘Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays…
…of people I don’t really know.’
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‘Football gave me a traumatic brain injury…
…and I was only watching.’
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Sources: onelinefun and short-funny
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