Wives And GF’s, Just Kidding:-)

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Vide Elango Velur Thiruturaipoondi Tiruvarur‎ to “சிரிக்க, சிந்திக்க”

The couple returned home late one evening, the husband lugging heavy shopping bags.   

At the gate, the sympathetic wife offered: ‘Give me the key…I’ll open the gate…you shine the light on the lock.’

The husband put the bags down and obliged.

Trying hard as she might, still the lock did not budge.

After a brief struggle the wife budged: ‘You open the gate…I’ll hold the light for you.’

The husband took the key, inserted in the lock and tried.

‘Click’ and the gate opened easily!

 Wife: ‘This is how to hold the light, get it?’

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Wife taking her driving lessons:

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Source: bollywoodshaadis.com and Dhrruv KumarBest English Quotes & Sayings

What’s Up??


Source: Elango Velur Thiruturaipoondi Tiruvarur“சிரிக்க, சிந்திக்க”

Two ladies met.

“You look worried. What’s up?”

“It’s my son, Raghu. You know he hasn’t been going to school for three months now.”

“Why? What happened? Is he sick or something?”

“This happened three months ago. One evening, he lost his way coming back from school. We were mighty worried. Then my husband thought of it – he sent out a message on WhatsApp along with his photograph. Worked like magic – he was home next day. Someone had read the message, spotted him and brought him home.”

“Wow! Look at the power of social networking! But then tell me…”

“That’s the problem – since then he’s not able to go to school for the same reason. The moment he steps out, someone grabs him and brings him home kicking and screaming…we’ve been unable to stop it- the WhatsApp message is still going around:-(“

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PS: A version of it may have appeared earlier in this blog.

Source: Elango Velur Thiruturaipoondi Tiruvarur“சிரிக்க, சிந்திக்க”

A Rare Trait!

 

vide: Elango Velur Thiruturaipoondi  ‎சிரிக்க, சிந்திக்க”

 

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Amidst the many around us that understand us wrong when we speak right,

Google is one that understands right even when we speak wrong!!

 

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