Look For This Tell-Tale Sign

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Regardless, You Cannot Be The Best

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A Family Crysis

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Pauly’s family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn’t eating much, and she just keeps her head down.

After a few minutes, she says, “I have something to tell you.”

Everyone gets silent and they all listen.

“I am no longer the virgin I used to be.” And she begins to cry.

A long silence, and Mr Pauly speaks to Mrs Pauly, “It’s your fault, you know, always dressed and made up like a tramp. You think that’s an example for your daughter? Always wallowing on the sofa; it’s just terrible; that’s why problems like this come up!”

Then Mrs Pauly descends on Mr Pauly, “And you! Do you think that you’re a good example? Wasting your scrawny paycheck with your drinking buddies who even come drunk into the house – do you think that’s a good example for a little girl 10 years old?”

Mr Pauly charges back in, “And her sister, that no-good, with her hairy and dope-crazed boyfriend, always with their hands all over each other – you think that’s a good example too?”

And it goes on and on, back and forth.

Then the grandmother hugs the little girl to console her and asks, “Now, darling, how did this happen?

And the little girl answers, trying to hold back her sobbing, “Father Michael chose another girl to be the Virgin in the Christmas pageant this year.”

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Cheer Up, It Can’t Be Worse Than For This Kid

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He thought the school was just for a day!

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Source: Uber Humor (Steve Holt)

A Subtle Difference

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Rabbi Bloom and Father O’Reilly were arguing one day about religion. They went on for some time and very soon, things began to get out of hand.

Finally Rabbi Bloom said, “We must not quarrel in this way. It’s not right. We are both doing God’s work, you in your way and I in His.”

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