Musings Of An Idle Philosopher

Strange indeed are the ways of the world!

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Ennobling thoughts are archived  away (to a pen-drive), while

enfeebling ones are retained by one’s mind

(for ready access and constant regurgitation).

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Source: Pinterest Original in Hindi is not translated word-by-word.

 

 

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It’s His Wish!

The picture showed the Multi-zillionaire tycoon Ambani worshipping Laalbaug-cha-Raja, the mammoth Ganesha hosted this year at Laalbaug, with his family.

The speculation rife on the social network was: while the family was offering prayers what could Ambani possibly asking of the God.  

Ambani

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Look For This Tell-Tale Sign

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Source: www

Regardless, You Cannot Be The Best

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Source: Buzzfeed

 

A Family Crysis

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Pauly’s family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn’t eating much, and she just keeps her head down.

After a few minutes, she says, “I have something to tell you.”

Everyone gets silent and they all listen.

“I am no longer the virgin I used to be.” And she begins to cry.

A long silence, and Mr Pauly speaks to Mrs Pauly, “It’s your fault, you know, always dressed and made up like a tramp. You think that’s an example for your daughter? Always wallowing on the sofa; it’s just terrible; that’s why problems like this come up!”

Then Mrs Pauly descends on Mr Pauly, “And you! Do you think that you’re a good example? Wasting your scrawny paycheck with your drinking buddies who even come drunk into the house – do you think that’s a good example for a little girl 10 years old?”

Mr Pauly charges back in, “And her sister, that no-good, with her hairy and dope-crazed boyfriend, always with their hands all over each other – you think that’s a good example too?”

And it goes on and on, back and forth.

Then the grandmother hugs the little girl to console her and asks, “Now, darling, how did this happen?

And the little girl answers, trying to hold back her sobbing, “Father Michael chose another girl to be the Virgin in the Christmas pageant this year.”

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Source: santabanta.com and image from clark com (clark-howard_471649104)

Cheer Up, It Can’t Be Worse Than For This Kid

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He thought the school was just for a day!

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Source: Uber Humor (Steve Holt)

A Subtle Difference

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Rabbi Bloom and Father O’Reilly were arguing one day about religion. They went on for some time and very soon, things began to get out of hand.

Finally Rabbi Bloom said, “We must not quarrel in this way. It’s not right. We are both doing God’s work, you in your way and I in His.”

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Source: raykiwsp.wordpress.com/