Chuckles

Thanks to Usha Narayanan:

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In Delhi, people don’t know Which Car to take out today.

In Dubai, people don’t know Which Wife to take out today.

In Vegas, they don’t know Whose Wife to take out today.

Different Countries, Different Problems!!😜

Best is…In Bangalore, People don’t know Which Road to take to reach office today..😄

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During Annual Health Checkup in a Company, two employees were found to have normal blood pressure and normal blood sugar.

Both were terminated for not putting in their full efforts.

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Husband:  Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?

Wife: A giraffe!

Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible.

Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I’ll accept it as a good gift.

So next day…… 👇

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(caution: gross)

Boss : Muthuswamy, for 30 years you have been bringing me coffee, filled to the brim, without even spilling a drop. How do you manage that over these stairs?

Muthu: Sir, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. When I get upstairs, I put it back!

Yikes!

Muthu’s Farewell Party is tomorrow…….😁

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Finally, watch this clip – don’t miss this one:

1. Duck from Germany
2. Cat from Korea
3. Saroja from India

If the clip does not appear above, watch it here.

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PS: There are reports on the net saying the German clip is doctored.

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Deal Of A Lifetime

Life gives us another day on this planet to be useful.

From here:

” Somewhere in Slovakia a storm drain was chirping. Rescue workers showed up to investigate, found a female mallard pacing around it, put two-and-two together, and commenced retrieving the ducklings while their concerned mother paced up and down the sidewalk. The family was then released into a nearby river…a much more duck-friendly habitat than the highway.

A short clip very different from the thousands on animals, almost spiritual on purpose of life:

 

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