You May Want To Hire This Kid If You Have…

…an opening in creative communications!

For her mom’s birthday, this girl designed a coupon book. Here are some coupons for the mom to redeem:

The book cover:

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This includes spinach, peas…no fine print!

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Clarification awaited on what the chores could be – is it good for tidying up their bed, folding their clothes…or any household kind?

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If you’re thinking, HW is their home-work.  All without any chasing, screaming…dream of a deal for a mom!

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Isn’t it sweet? Of course, the ingredients have to be made available.

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And not in the least,

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And the coupons are valid for a whole year!!

What more for a mom?

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Happenings On 21st Birthday

A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seemed that his father, grandfather and great grandfather all had been able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat-club across the lake for their first legal drink.

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So when Lars’ 21st came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned. Sven managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother.

“Grandma,” he asked, “it’s my 21st birthday, so why can’t I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?”

Granny looked into Lars’ eyes and said,

“Because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in July.

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Credits: arcamax.com and http://www.advertolog.com

Making Enemies And Friends Was Never Easier

I play pinochle regularly with seven other women,

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most of whom are 70 or older.

Recently we celebrated the birthday of our oldest member by taking her out to lunch.

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When the waitress came to take our order,

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one of the women said to her,

“This is a very special occasion. It’s Elsie’s ninety-second birthday.”

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The waitress made seven instant enemies

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and one fast friend

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by asking the question,

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“Which one is Elsie?”

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