In The Spirit Of The Season…

one doesn’t have to be a saint to give away:

The priest said to the poor farmer, “If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?”

“Yes.”

“And if you had a cow?”

“Absolutely.”

“And a goat?”

“Sure.”

“A pig?”

“Now, that’s not fair!” protested the farmer. “You know I have a pig!”

Wonder if there’s a bit of this ‘farmer’ in us showing up on occasions.

This priest saves so many souls this season:

A minister in a little church announced: “Before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Brother Martin’s hen house please refrain from giving any money to the Lord.  The Lord doesn’t want money from a thief!”

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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Source: Mike’s Funnies, Images from clipartxtras.com and Bishop Accountability

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