If You Get Chatty With The Caddy…

You got it coming to you:

Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

 

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

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Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy: “Eventually.”

Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir.  That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Golfer: “How do you like my game?”

Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy: “The way I’m seeing, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course.  We left that an hour ago.”


Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”

Caddy: “Well….tt’s been a loo-oong time since we teed off, sir.”

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End

Source: The inimitable raykiwsp.wordpress.com and image from golfdigest.com

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2 Responses to If You Get Chatty With The Caddy…

  1. SRKannan says:

    Great way to start the day. Let us have some more like this.

    Liked by 1 person

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