Santa Is Brave

 

Santa was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.

Santa

The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?”

“Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!”

“Oh, that’s okay,” said Santa from the witness stand. “I don’t mind answering the question.”

“I object!” the defense said again.

“No, really,” said Santa. “I’ll answer.”

The judge ruled: “If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.”

So the prosecutor repeated the question: “Where were you the night of August 24th?”

Santa replied brightly, “I don’t know!”

End

 

 

Source: Ray Mitchell at raykiwsp.wordpress.com and image from santabanta.com

 

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