This Is Not In The Casanova’s Book Of Tricks
July 28, 2015 1 Comment
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says …
“I’meeting the priest’s wife this morning. You know we’re friendly. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?”
The friend doesn’t like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he’s really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest…
“My friend is with your wife right now in your house, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike’s shoulder and says…
“You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago”