A Good For ‘Nothing’ Party Campaign
January 11, 2015 2 Comments
Before you throw darts at me, let me hasten to say: This piece is as is from the source and I’ve nothing to do with the parties mentioned. In fact I thought of using the Indian parties in place. But, you see, I didn’t have a choice; everyone knows our neta’s (leaders) don’t travel by cabs or pay their fare.
So here we go:
Two opposing county chairmen were sharing a rare moment together.
The Democratic chairman said,
“I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, ‘Vote Democratic.'”
His Republican opponent said,
“I have a better scheme, and it doesn’t cost me a nickel. I don’t give any tip at all. And when I leave, I say the same, ‘Vote Democratic.”
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