Congress Man Seeks Vote
May 18, 2014 1 Comment
Before some of you guys decide to hold a morcha in front of my house, may I clarify the Congress in question is of the US. Somehow I’m not as much worried about CIA listening in. Here you go:
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians.
A Congress man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m the local MP and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next General Elections.”
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”
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