Don’t Copy, If You Can’t Paste
December 25, 2013 3 Comments
The inspirational speaker on stage said with a flourish:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
The audience froze in shock and silence.
He added: “She was my mother.”
A big round of applause and laughter.
A daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife of thirty years washing dishes in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, he tried hard to recall the second line of that speaker and for some reason…
When he regained his senses, he saw himself surrounded by women in the white, and journeying on a gurney.
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