And Then The Fight Started

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

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‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man ‘Holy crap. That must be my husband!’

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go .

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, ‘I AM your husband!’
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The woman yelled back, ‘Yeah, then why were you running?’

And then the fight started…..

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Credits: Reader’s Digest, mdjunction.com/forums/bipolar-support-forums/lounge/, alsanda.wordpress.com (I love the humor and the pics here), openclipart (Johnny_automatic, wakro)

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6 Responses to And Then The Fight Started

  1. thomasnwafor says:

    Truly hilaroous lol

    Like

  2. Shyam maheshwari says:

    Good enough reasons for the fight to begin. keepit up Raghu.

    Like

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