A Sinner And His Redemption
November 15, 2013 2 Comments
A cab driver picks up a nun one night. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her in the rear-view mirror. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers: “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well,” said the cabbie, “I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
Silent for a moment, she responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that… first of all, you have to be single, and second, you must be a Catholic.”
The cab driver gets very excited and says, “Yes, I am single, and I’m Catholic too!”
The nun says, “All right then, pull into the alley over there.”
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child.” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess… I’m married, and a I’m a Baptist.”
The nun says, “That’s okay. I’m on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin.”
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