It’s All Monkey Business

Smart Robin was sued by a Mrs. Robinson for defamation of character. The judge found him guilty and fined him five thousand dollars.

After the sentence, Robin asked the judge in a loud voice, “That means I cannot call Mrs. Robinson “Monkey”?

“Yes, precisely,” the judge replied.


Making sure that Mrs. Robinson could hear him loud and clear, Robin then asked the judge, “Can I call a monkey ‘Mrs. Robinson’ then?”

“Oh, that would be alright,” the judge replied. “No legal action can be taken on that.”

The man then looked at Mrs. Robinson directly and said, “Good afternoon, Mrs. Robinson!”



3 Responses to It’s All Monkey Business

  1. floridaborne says:

    That’s what I call “pushing the envelope.”

    Good one!


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