All Things Good Must Come To An End

A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you’ve got.”

He takes the shot glass and knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that on back, too. After about five or six of these the bartender decides that he’s going to cut the guy off.

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Bartender says to the man, “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Did you get fired from your job?”

The words come out slowly, “No, it’s not that.”

Bartender feels sorry for him, “Did you have a fight with your wife or something?”

The man sighs and says, “Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn’t going to speak to me for a whole month.”

He reflects for a moment, shakes his head in despair, “Not one to go back on her words…what is said is done.”

The bartender commiserates, “That’s bad, I understand how you feel about it.”

A tear-drop forms at the corner of the man’s eye, “Don’t think you do.”

The bartender is now puzzled, “No?”

The man is disconsolate, “Today’s the last day.”


Credits: Adapted from Lost track of the source for the gif.


One Response to All Things Good Must Come To An End

  1. loved, loved, loved it!


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