Just What The Doctor Had Ordered

A fellow walks into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

He said, ‘Shingles.’

She took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. A few minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked him what he had.

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He said, ‘Shingles.’

She took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

Ten minutes later another young nurse came in and asked him what he had.

He said, ‘Shingles.’

So she drew out his blood, measured his blood pressure, did an electrocardiogram on him and told him to take off all his clothes, get into a hospital suit and wait for the doctor.

Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

He said, ‘Shingles.’

The doctor asked, ‘Where abouts?’

He said, ‘Outside in the truck, Where do you want them?’

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2 Responses to Just What The Doctor Had Ordered

  1. Hilarious joke 🙂 Keep up the awesome writing.

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