What’s A Dog’s Lifetime?

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A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.

The bartender says, ‘Hey! No pets allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!’

The man begs, ‘Look I’m desperate for a drink. And there are no other bars nearby.’

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar.

It’s news time on the large-screen TV in the far end. When it came to the Central Bureau Of Investigation (equivalent of FBI in India) cornering some senior government officers on charges of corruption and nepotism, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

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The man is apologetic: ‘You know, the one thing he cannot stand is crime.’

The bartender says, ’Wow that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! And all that show for a mere arrest. What does he do when these guys get their just desserts and sent to jail?’

‘I don’t know,’ replies the owner, ‘I’ve only had him for eight years.’

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Credit: Adapted from arcmax.com. I’ve lost track of the sources for the gif’s.

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