Making Enemies And Friends Was Never Easier

I play pinochle regularly with seven other women,

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most of whom are 70 or older.

Recently we celebrated the birthday of our oldest member by taking her out to lunch.

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When the waitress came to take our order,

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one of the women said to her,

“This is a very special occasion. It’s Elsie’s ninety-second birthday.”

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The waitress made seven instant enemies

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and one fast friend

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by asking the question,

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“Which one is Elsie?”

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