A Long Shot, Really

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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, ‘What the heck is taking so long? Hit the darned ball!’

The guy answers, ‘Can you see the lady on the veranda of the clubhouse?’

‘Yes?’

‘That’s my wife watching. I want to make this a perfect shot.’

‘Give me a break! You don’t stand a snowball’s chance of hitting her from here.’

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