One-Beermanship

Beer

After a beer convention, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”

He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”

End

Before you gun down the messenger, may I say, I’m entirely innocent of these pleasures.

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Credits: studyflight.ru/ and openclipart (johnny_automatic)

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7 Responses to One-Beermanship

  1. don’t know much about hard drinks! 😦

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  2. Michelle says:

    I don’t drink anymore, but this is pretty much true. US domestic beers are horrible, and I hear that Mexico feels the same way about Corona.

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