Don’t We All Know Dave?
March 3, 2013 2 Comments
A man walked out into the street in New York, and managed to flag down a taxi just driving by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,
“Perfect timing. You’re just like Dave.”
The passenger said, “Who?”
The cabbie said,
“Dave Bronson. Now there’s a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along just when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave.”
The rider said, “Well, nobody’s perfect.”
The cabbie said,
“Dave was. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in golf. He could have played tennis with the best pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He could fix anything, not like me. If I change even a fuse, I black out the whole neighborhood.”
The rider said, “No wonder you remember him.”
The cabbie said, “Well, no I never actually met Dave.”
The rider asked, “Then how do you know so much about him?”
The cabbie exclaimed, “Why not? I married his widow!”
End
.
.
Credit: ybored.com/
loved the end! ha!
LikeLike
Ha! Good one!
LikeLike