Don’t We All Know Dave?

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A man walked out into the street in New York, and managed to flag down a taxi just driving by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,

“Perfect timing. You’re just like Dave.”

The passenger said, “Who?”

The cabbie said,

“Dave Bronson. Now there’s a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along just when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave.”

The rider said, “Well, nobody’s perfect.”

The cabbie said,

“Dave was. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in golf. He could have played tennis with the best pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He could fix anything, not like me. If I change even a fuse, I black out the whole neighborhood.”

The rider said, “No wonder you remember him.”

The cabbie said, “Well, no I never actually met Dave.”

The rider asked, “Then how do you know so much about him?”

The cabbie exclaimed, “Why not? I married his widow!”

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Credit: ybored.com/

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2 Responses to Don’t We All Know Dave?

  1. Sharmishtha says:

    loved the end! ha!

    Like

  2. Michelle says:

    Ha! Good one!

    Like

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