Moan’day Cheers

Hedging His Bets

Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

“Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.

“No,” said the dying man.

“I say, renounce the devil and his works!”

“No,” the man repeats.

“And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?” asks Father Sullivan.

“Because,” said the dying man, “I want to wait until I see where I’m heading before I start annoying anybody.”

The 3 stages of man

He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

Soul Food

“The saving of our world from pending doom will come, not through the complacent adjustment of the conforming majority, but through the creative maladjustment of a nonconforming minority.” (Martin Luther King)

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” (Anne Frank)

“Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.” (William Arthur Ward)

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you are still a rat.” (Lily Tomlin, 1939, US actress)

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Sources: Grateful thanks to openclipart.org, sethgodin.typepad.com, Idea Champions.com and claudiansalvana.blogspot.in.

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3 Responses to Moan’day Cheers

  1. S R Kannan says:

    Thank you for a great start for the week

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  2. Sharmishtha says:

    just loved, loved the first one.

    your monday fun are truly fabulous 🙂

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  3. Sanjay says:

    The dying fellow in ‘Hedging His Bets’ must be the typical congress leader hedging between Mamata and Mulayam for support.

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